ZFX - Vacuum

ZFX's oddly titled Vacum (not "Vacuum", but Va-cum, get it?) is a dark comedy wannabe about a strange vacuum repair shop run by two nutso cousins who apparently get their kicks by tying up and torturing their female customers. Busty Tabitha Jordan is their first customer on this day, bringing in her broken vacuum ("It just won't suck!") to the repairman, played in an over-the-top performance by newcomer DeSoto Montevideo. His weird cousin is played by Rick Masters as a doll-clutching retarded pervo. It isn't long before Tabitha is knocked over the head by Montevideo and gagged with a dildo gag and a trainer, and tied spread out against the wall. She comes to and growls and fights helplessly as he helps himself to her big tits. Masters comes by and moves Tabitha to a couch in the other room.

The beautiful Lisa Kinkaid is the next prospective victim, as she enters the repair shop to pick up her repaired vacuum. She tries to visit the restroom and happens to see the bound and gagged Tabitha writhing on the couch. This gives Montevideo the impetus to attack Lisa and overpower her by wrapping a belt around her neck in a long sequence.

In the next segment, Lisa, now nude except for her white panties, is tied standing against the wall and ballgagged, with her hands tied directly overhead. Rick brings Tabitha in alongside her and also ties her to the wall, except her legs are lifted off the ground and hoisted above her. The two men slap and fondle the girls, then leave them alone to enjoy their captivity. If you are a fan of seeing two women tied up together, the first half of this tape fits the bill.

This scene is followed by another twin bondage setpiece, as Lisa is tied hanging upside-down (Yes!) while Tabitha is tied nude seated to a wicker chair and now gagged with rope through her mouth and wrapped around her neck. Montevideo delivers a vicious whipping to both girls, alternating between them. Both girls look hot, especially Lisa, hanging helplessly by her ankles.

The next segment seems to be edited out of sequence, as Lisa is back to standing up, and Tabitha is now alongside her as before and has her top back on again. Tabitha has her mouth filled and is gagged with tape and blindfolded. The girls get fondled in a very brief scene.

Following this is another 2-girl bondage segment, with both girls tied separately against the wall, Lisa standing, Tabitha seated, each with one leg tied off the ground and rope tied through their pussies. Nothing happens here; the scene is just for our viewing pleasure. At this point, Tabitha disappears completely from the rest of the tape and the video is left in the reliable hands of Lisa to carry it the rest of the way. In my opinion, this is where the best scenes in the tape occur.

Lisa is hung off the ground by her wrists facing the wall, her mouth tape gagged, and Montevideo delivers a nice whipping to her back and ass. Good, albeit too short little scene. This is followed by her being gagged with the trainer and given vacuum cleaner torture (weren't you expecting this?) by having the suction hose used on her tits and pussy. It's nice to look at, but this particular torture has never really seemed painful. So Montevideo decides to use something that is, clothespins, on her nipples and crotch. He slaps her around a bit.

The next sequence is one I really liked, as Lisa is bound standing, knees and ankles tied tightly together, with her wrists tied behind her, so that her boobs stick out. Her neck is roped to the ceiling and she is ballgagged. Best part is her nipples are tied with string and pulled off to opposite ends of the room. She moans and saliva drips from her ball gag. It looks very stimulating, but amounts to sadly only about a minute and a half's worth of footage. Where's some of the padding that ZFX usually employs when you need it most? :o)

After this, we are treated to seeing Lisa put into a classic hogtie, then again tied on the floor with her ankles roped together to her wrists, exposing her pussy. Retardo Rick comes by with his doll and has some weird fun with his bound plaything by, among other things, making her suck the doll's leg like it was a cock. It's sort of strange, but maybe what you would expect from a retarded person.

At this point comes Rick's neighbor, played in an uncredited role by Robopimp's Zed Black. It's a welcome surprise. He's not nuts, he's just horny! He molests Lisa's naked body then announces, "I've got something for you!" He forces his dick into Lisa's mouth and makes her suck it, then takes some vaseline and lubes up her ass. He fingerfucks her while he shoots his cum in her mouth, smearing it all over her face. Here, we can see it's an artificial dick, but it's still a hot scene, a fitting ending to the vid. He leaves her ballgagged with the cum still surrounding her gag, a beautiful image.

After Zed leaves, Lisa manages to untie herself and escape, and we get an American Graffiti-esque coda at the end, telling what later happened to the principle players. [I never in my life ever expected to mention American Graffiti when reviewing a bondage film. I think this may very well be the first time. :o) ]

Like many ZFX videos, the sum of its parts is not equal to the whole. The tape starts off rather weakly with a lame attempt at dark humor, but delivers where we want it to, in the torture and bondage sequences. Once he stops over- acting, lead villain Montevideo is just fine, and both girls are at the top of their form. Not everything about it works, but there are some fine sequences in the tape to recommend it.

My Grade: B-